Just like I promise!
What do you want to know? I’ll tell you what I know so far…Hey guys! (Kid 2 and
Kid 3) tell me about this dated looking game (by dated looking it looks like
something I had to type in on my commodore 64) J Well mommy sometimes you build house’s…find villages…or you could
go in the jungle or desert…Why would I want to do that? Because there’s valuables
there! OH! Okay so then there are zombies and you hit them…why do I want to hit
them? MommmmmmY cause they are going to eat you! Look here’s a poodle! What?! A
poodle? No mommy a puddle!!! Huh a poodle puddle?!! Noooooooo!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!
A PORTHOLE!!!! Oh okay I haven’t brushed up on my fiveyearoldish (yes that is a
language). So what are portholes for? For getting zombies who have supplies
that you need! Wait so there’s no Shoprite or Target on this Minecraft place?
WHAT?! No Mommy! UGH! So that’s my explanation on Minecraft folks! Did you
understand? Did it make sense? I know it doesn't cause I had to listen to two
children explain this to me at the same time! I still have no idea what it is
or how to play and why you need a blue diamond sword to take out the Zombies in
the poodle-puddle portholes!

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